crazy over icecream!
i dunno. this past week araw araw na akong kumakain ng icecream, about four to five cups each day.. im a bit worried! is something wrong with me?
grrrrr.. takot na ako baka tumaba ako nang pagka major major!
grrrrr.. takot na ako baka tumaba ako nang pagka major major!
major major!
naging usap usapan ang naging sagot ni venus sa Q&A portion ng miss universe.
siguro ang gustong niyang sabihin is 'sobra sobra' something..
well, okei lang yan! nakapasok ka nman sa top 5!
hostage!
minsan mataas tingin ko sa pulis minsan hindi. minsan duwag tingin ko sa kanila minsan hindi. minsan feel ko mga bayani sila minsan hindi. minsan. ibig sabihin, hindi lahat ng pulis, duwag, kurap, kotong, palpak, brutal. kaya wag nio ring lahatin.
sa nangyaring hostage, hindi nila hawak ang mundo. hindi nila hawak ang sitwasyon. oo marami silang mali. pero un nga, kulang sila sa kagamitan. kulang kasi sa budget. dahil ibinulsa ni?
nagsabog ng tear gas, wala nmang gas mask.
nagdala ng maso, kinaya ba ung bintana ng bus?
may walang helmet.
may walang bulletproof vest.
atleast inamin nila ang mali nila at hindi naghugas kamay.
kung sana pinagbigyan ang kahilingan ni capt. mendoza na magdala ng media dun. ang sabi nila hindi raw dpat media ang nakikinegotiate sa hostage taker. leave it to the experts daw. ang tanong. may nagawa ba ang mga experts na yan?
hindi rin magandang bigyan ng ibang kahulugan ang S.W.A.T. like = Sugod. Wait. Atras. Tago. or Sorry Wala Akong Training. well, nakakapagpababa kasi un lalo sa imahe ng ating kapulisan at ng pilipinas. kaya wag na nating idown ang ating kababayan. lalu pat mga dayuhan ang naging mga biktima.
minumura na tayo. pati ngiti ni noynoy pinansin din. *ewan ku rin dun* ibig sabihin tutok talaga lahat ng tao sa balita tungkol dun. sana yang mga bumabatikos sa kapwa pilipino tumahimik na lang, dahil lumalala lang ang lahat.
tsk. tsk. tsk.
Humor in pics-New standard for stupidity
New York resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'
Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.
The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.
The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans... 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Mrs.. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant...
'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright.
So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life..
'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut... So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant... Final answer.'
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath - and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
writers..
dumaan ako sa national bookstore. wow, may bagong libro na nman si stephen king at james patterson. nakailang libro na kaya ang naisulat nila? nakailang salita at pangungusap na kaya sila? ilang milyong salita kaya ang nasa bokabularyo nila?
humahanga ako sa kanila, dahil hindi sila nauubusan ng salita. ako nga, gagawa lang ng journal, nauubusan pa. tas parang nagiging redundant na ung iba kong words.
mahirap magsulat. mahirap idescribe ang isang bagay. *sa kin*.
kunwari, sa mga librong james bond.
paano mo maidedescribe in words na nagsuntukan sila?
na nagbarilan at nakailag ang kalaban?
na tumalon siya mula sa eroplano at nahulog sa bangin at gumulong at nauntog sa bato?
na naka-jet ski yung isa tapos ung isa nasa chopper at nagbabarilan sila at tumama ung baril sa braso niya at masakit raw?
mahirap.
pinapangarap kong makapagsulat ng isang nobelang magiging mas mabili pa sa harry potter at da vinci code at twilight. gusto kong magsulat ng isang nobelang makakapagbago ng buhay ng mga tao, na bawat salita ay tatatak sa kanilang isipan.
ngunit, may alam akong aklat na makapagbabago ng buhay mo.
ang Bibliya. buklatin mo.
humahanga ako sa kanila, dahil hindi sila nauubusan ng salita. ako nga, gagawa lang ng journal, nauubusan pa. tas parang nagiging redundant na ung iba kong words.
mahirap magsulat. mahirap idescribe ang isang bagay. *sa kin*.
kunwari, sa mga librong james bond.
paano mo maidedescribe in words na nagsuntukan sila?
na nagbarilan at nakailag ang kalaban?
na tumalon siya mula sa eroplano at nahulog sa bangin at gumulong at nauntog sa bato?
na naka-jet ski yung isa tapos ung isa nasa chopper at nagbabarilan sila at tumama ung baril sa braso niya at masakit raw?
mahirap.
pinapangarap kong makapagsulat ng isang nobelang magiging mas mabili pa sa harry potter at da vinci code at twilight. gusto kong magsulat ng isang nobelang makakapagbago ng buhay ng mga tao, na bawat salita ay tatatak sa kanilang isipan.
ngunit, may alam akong aklat na makapagbabago ng buhay mo.
ang Bibliya. buklatin mo.
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